Quirm

Quirm's main claims to fame are for being the location of Quirm College for Young Ladies (formerly attended by Susan Sto Helit), the birthplace of Leonard of Quirm, its floral clock; a circle of flowers, each of which opens its petals at a different hour, and making cheese.

Quirm is a quiet and peaceful town, and for this reason is a popular holiday destination, as well as where wealthy Morporkians go when they retire (including Lord Vetinari's aunt, Lady Roberta Meserole).